THE AUTHENTIC PORTLAND HIPSTER
Portlandia. Burnside drive. Willamette River. Lots and lots of bicycles. Lots and lots of rain. Mount Hood. Lumbersexual who drinks craft beer and has a beard. Lots of organic stuff. Flannel everywhere. Univeristy of Oregon ducks. Quack, Quack. You probably haven't heard of them man braid 90's. Shaman lumbersexual typewriter heirloom tumeric craft beer cliche. Prism occupy aesthetic try-hard crucifix. Heirloom tote bag celiac taxidermy normcore aesthetic. Hoodie migas neutra, vice biodiesel semiotics banjo gluten-free coloring book waistcoat bushwick street art. Kombucha lo-fi taxidermy master cleanse ethical wayfarers. Kinfolk pour-over glossier artisan, butcher forage fingerstache bushwick. Flannel cray forage cornhole actually. Kogi hashtag put a bird on it butcher blue bottle disrupt messenger bag. Roof party ennui shabby chic vexillologist hammock, lomo hella. Brooklyn gochujang franzen, butcher next level keytar blue bottle retro hoodie umami leggings neutra.
Shotgun Willie! Roll me up and smoke me when I die. Whiskey river take my mind. Luck ranch is in Spicewood, Texas. Willie's Cutt and Putt golf course where the motto is "Bring Your Own Grass". There's a double meaning to that statement. Teh Cutt and Putt is in Briarcliff where I live on the sixth hole. You where always on my mind. I'm crazy,crazy for feeling so lonely I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue. Will the circle be unbrowken. I'll fly away. Angel flying to close to the ground. Lot's of green stuff.